You've Been Running Your Business The Worst Way.Time To Build To Make Mad Profit Again And Again.

Whether you are still considering your first idea or already managing employees and millions in monthly sales, you will find practical and proven strategies to do crazy and unbelievable, yet honest numbers for your present stage.

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Sam Ekpewheni, founder of Make Mad Profits

The Mad Profit Guy.

Built By Someone Who's Run The Business, Not Just Studied It.

I'm Sam. I run RV Pharmacy & Supermarket myself, and I've written the plans that got hauling companies financed, salons expanded across borders, and small manufacturers off the ground. Every document on this site comes from that floor, not a classroom. I know what a number looks like when it's real, because I've had to live inside the wrong one.

Pick The One That Matches Where You Are.

Business Plan

The document that turns an idea sitting in your head into something you can act on, present, and fund.

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Make Mad Profit

For the business that's alive and running, but the profit isn't showing up the way it should.

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Mad Profit In Pharmacy

For the pharmacy that's busy every day and still isn't paying its owner what it should.

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Mad Profit In Supermarket

For the shop moving real volume with margin quietly leaking out the back door.

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Mad Profit In Carwash

For the carwash with a queue at the gate and a cash balance that doesn't match it.

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Mentorship & Coaching

For owners who want someone checking their numbers regularly, not just once a year.

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Diagnostic Call

Thirty minutes to find out exactly what's costing you before you decide what to do next.

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Find Out Exactly What The Problem Is.

Thirty minutes. I look at what you're doing and tell you where and what the problem is. Not the fix itself, just the diagnosis you need before you decide what to do next.

  • ✓ Where your business is actually losing money
  • ✓ What's broken, and why it's been hiding from you
  • ✓ One clear read on the problem, no sales pitch attached

This is the diagnosis, not the solution pathway. What you do with it is up to you.

30 minutes
OrderDiagnostic Call
One-on-one, 30 min NGN 7,500
You'll know what's wrong before the call ends.
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Pay first, then pick any open slot on the page that opens right after. No back and forth.

Check Your Numbers Every Month Instead Of Once A Year.

The plan and the playbooks get you started or get you unstuck. If you want ongoing mentorship and coaching, monthly, tailored to what's actually happening in your business, that's a separate conversation.

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Mentorship, For Founders Who Want Someone In Their Corner Past The Plan.

Personal mentorship and coaching keeps your numbers honest. This is deeper: the calls when you're deciding whether to expand, hire, cut a product line, or walk away from a deal that looks good on paper and isn't. I only take on a handful of people like this at a time.

  • ✓ Direct access when a real decision is on the table, not just a monthly check-in
  • ✓ Built around your business specifically, not a fixed syllabus
  • ✓ A relationship built to outlast any single plan or playbook

Limited spots at a time. Pick the package that fits where you are.

Limited spots
AccessMentorship
Monthly NGN 35,000
Quarterly NGN 79,500
Same support in every package. Choose how long you want me in your corner.
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